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Why men do not write advice columns

Dear Richard, hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbour lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years.

Hematite Meteoroid (aka Hema-roid) Launched From Bottom of Greenland Swings Low Over China, Peking Ducks! "FENOA" As Clue!

 In today's class of "cia geography", China is actually due North of Greenland.  So, if the "meteorite" took off from the bottom of Southern Greenland and streaked Northward...it was headed directly for Peking!

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