ODE ON THE “MEME” OF THE ARKANSAS, 16!
(To the tune of “16 Tons And What Do Ya Get?)
Some people say their brains’ are just mush,
But, her husband’s love muscle is as hard as his “tush”,
A mind that’s weak, but the back muscle's strong!
Describes most Congressmen in Wa-Wash-ing-ton!
Ya screw 16 times,
and what do ya get,
another night older
and sleepier yet;
Jehova don’t ya call me
Me cuz I can’t go…
We’re making love
On the kitchen flo!
The 17’ths coming, why can’t you just see?
The write-off’s awesome,
The IRS says “tax-free”,
Dear god don’t you call cuz I can’t die,
My wife’s just hotter than “hell in july”
Ya load 16 young,
And what do we get,
The Dodge van’s full,
with 9 diapers wet!
Her mama always told her,
Michelle, Kids are “bundles of joy”..
But it’s really just a tax shelter for the “under-employed”
If you see them comin, please help them decide,
A lot of men didn’t and a lot of women tried,
They don’t have time to iron, so their clothes look like hell,
If they just stopped screwing, they have time to look swell!
Ya raise 16 young
And what do ya get,
Tuition bills equal the GDP of Tibet,
Mr. Buddha don’t yall call us..
Cuz they can’t go,
They’re humping out the Kharma
On the Dining room floor!
Some were born in the morning, others in the pouring rain,
Screaming and bitchin, that’s their middle name,
They all raise cane but everyone’s mine,
My wife’s no sleaze bag, we make out all the time!
You raise 16 Kids and what do you get,
3 months in Labor,
And a uterus that’s split
St. Catherine don’t you call me cuz
I can’t go…
My period’s late
And there’s gonna be more!
When my wife gets older,
what’s a feller to do,
I plan to run for Senate
So I can start to screw YOU!
St. Peter won’t you call him,
This "sex-addicted" GOP’er just has to go…
We owe this CHAOS
To Chevron’s Whores!
He loads 16 young,
And what do you get,
Another “Clueless” Candidate
With Brains Made of “Sh---“
St. Peter won’t call him,
I’ll give you his “Cell”!
With Global Warming Coming,
I hear it’s cooler in Hell!
Zorro
Waxing Poethically!
no!,no! a thousand times no! there is no "M" in the middle of Moron! you need to be homeschooled at the University of God Wants The World TO Run out of Food and Medicine because we should all have 17kids, And Hate Muslims". Funding paid for by the Carnegie Foundation and Rockefeller's Family War On the Less Than Wealthy!
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